Chicka Chicka Doom Doom/Transcript

The Entertaininator
''[The episode starts with Cland Ann and Japper McJapps in their bedroom. There is something draped under a veil.]''

Japper: What is it?

Cland: It's my greatest invention! I call it...

[He unveils the thing.]

Cland: [in movie voice] The Entertaininator!

Japper: The Entertaininator?

Cland: No no no, you-you have to do the voice.

Japper: Alright, well I think [in movie voice] The Entertaininator [back to normal voice] seems to be a bunch of junk taped together.

Cland: No dude, it's the ultimate boredom annihilator. Tailored to the need of a modern child attention span, which happens to be 0.8 seconds. [Japper is looking around] Japper?

Japper: Sorry, what was that? I got distracted by- oh look, a shoe!

Cland: Dude, just check this out! Video game, comic book, RC helicopter, ping-pong! When I get hungry I... ''[Tries to eat a sandwich taped to The Entertaininator. After four seconds, he takes a bite out of it and the helicopter falls on him.] ''You get the idea.

[Suddenly, Cland Ann's parents, Susan and Marty, and Japper's sister, Kapper barge into the bedroom, breaking the door on the way.]

Cland: Whatever it is we did, we didn't do it!

Susan: Well someone has definitely taken $20 from my purse!

Cland: So? Could've been Kapper.

Susan: If it was her, I wouldn't have known about it! It had to be someone dumb enough to think I wouldn't notice! And it couldn't be your father because his fingers are too fat!

Marty: And, someone's been using my toothbrush! And it can't be your mother or Kapper because I've tasted theirs and the flavors don't match!

Kapper: Yeah, and someone.....uh.... [sighs] Someone stole Tina the Talking Tabby! I can't go to the museum without her! It's 2 for 1!

Cland: Well, it wasn't me!

Japper: Me neither.

Susan: Boys, come with me!

[Cland and Japper follow Susan out of their bedroom, and Susan soon becomes furious.]

Susan: GO TO YOUR ROOM! [Cland and Japper go back inside the room, next to where the door used to be.] You're not coming out of there until one of you owns up!

Cland: Aww...

Susan: That means no TV!

Cland & Japper: Aww!

Susan: No internet!

Cland & Japper: Awwwww!!!

Susan: And you miss out on the trip to the museum!

Cland & Japper: [Gasps] Eh...

''[Susan sighs and puts the door back on the hinges and slams it. Then she, Marty, and Kapper go off to the car, and drive off to the museum.]''